tapeGood morning, Stacy. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to exceed the skills, experience and capabilities of three top level SQL Server DBA’s by outperforming them in a set of challenges…challenges that have been crafted by none other than (drum roll please) SQL Server’s creator itself, Microsoft.  Not only will you need to outwit your adversaries, but your every move, perhaps even your every thought, will be filmed for all the world to analyze, critique and examine.  As always, should you show any signs of hesitation or doubt, this will be considered a weakness and the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Stacy."  

No pressure